The Rules

[Haseo]

Haseo steps out onto a platform, a scroll tightly clutched in one of his hands, a severe expression on his pale face framed by his blood red hair, and his serpentine eyes narrowed heavily. "Alright, bastards. It's time that you learned what I expect out of you."

Unfurling the scroll, he holds it out before him and says with a sneer, "You will always address Treble and myself with Respect. Should you fail to do this, would be to faced with the Pain of Death. You will NEVER argue amongst yourselves nastily. Open name calling leads to the removal of your right to speak, and possibly your tongue. Subtle threats and veiled insults, however, are smiled upon. It shows that you have more wit than a pack of rabid dogs." Haseo smiles and stops to listen for applause, shifting around and causing his tattered, crimson half cloak to rustle, frowning as he hears none. "Pricks..."

"Anyways, you ungrateful bastards... The next rule is as follow. You will treat the mods and moddesses with respect, as they are the extensions of your rulers' wills. If you disrespect them, they will report to us, and you shall be sundered."

Haseo rolls up the scroll and snaps at the quiet audience, "And while this is a mature forum, I don't want to see a damn cyber fest everywhere! I'm not apposed to swearing, but I am opposed to you all humping like you're gods damnable rabbits! Stupid, furry, pointless creatures..." He snorts softly, "And if your RP does have sex in it, put a damn warning in the title! Or you will be ripped to shreds." Haseo taps his lips for a moment with a single finger, and cocks his head to the side, "I don't know if there's anything else I have to say to you useless pieces of trash... so if I think of anything else, I'll scream at you." The Freyalin turns away with a flick of both of his tails, and stomps off.

[Treble]

Treble watches Haseo leave, a smirk on her face. With a quick shake of her head she steps up to the platform, a warm smile on her face. She to holds a scroll, the seal not yet broken. Looking out to the audience she breaks the seal quickly and takes a breath. "As my...loving...mate has so...kindly... pointed out, those are our rules. And although his...greatness...has done a wonderful job at stating said regulations, there seems to be one, if not the most important one of them all, rule that he has left unsaid."
Opening the scroll, Treble reads for the briefest of moments before looking back up at the audience. "It has been decided by myself and Haseo that GodModding..." She trembles slightly at the word, which was spat out of her mouth in the same manner as one would say whore, "is STRICTLY forbidden. If you are found to be guilty of GodModding...The repurcussions will be that which is worse than death. There will be no warning for such an offense. Consider this to be the only time you are warned." Rolling the scroll back up, Treble takes a step back and bows, the crowd going wild with cheers and hollars.
"Thank you my dear Role Playing friends." With that she turns on her heel and walks out of the room, the cheering continuing even after she leaves.

[Haseo]

He peeks back at all the cheering people as Treble leaves, narrowing his eyes and slips back away, pulling his crimson hood up, muttering, "I bet they'd cheer for me too... if I had a nice chest..."

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